What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?